A funny

>
> A Republican man in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one
> afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee.
> He looked across the restaurant and asked,
>
>
> “Is that Jesus sitting over there?”
>
> The waitress nodded “yes,” so the Republican requested
> that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.
>
> The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a
> hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down,
>
>
> and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea.
>
>
> He also glanced across the restaurant and asked,
> “Is that Jesus, over there?”
>
> The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give
> Jesus a cup of hot tea, “My treat.”
>
> The third patron to come into the restaurant was a
> Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth,
>
>
> sat down and hollered, “Hey there honey!
>
>
> How’s about gettin’ me a cold mug of Budweiser?”
>
>
> He too looked across the restaurant and asked,
>
>
> “Isn’t that God’s boy over there?
>
> The waitress nodded,
>
>
> so the Democrat directed her to give him a cold beer.
>
> “On my tab,” he said loudly.
>
> As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican,
> touched him and said, “For your kindness, you are healed.”
>
>
> The Republican felt strength come back into his legs,
>
>
> got up, and walked out the door, thankful to Jesus.
>
> Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said,
> “For your kindness, you are healed.” The Libertarian felt his back
> straightening, and grateful to the Lord, he raised his hands,
> praised the Lord, and walked out the door.
>
> Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat, just smiling.
>
>
> (I don’t care what party you like, this one’s funny!)
>
>
> The Democrat jumped up and yelled,
>
>
> “Don’t touch me…I’m collecting disability.”
>

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